What a Woman’s Clothes Say About Her | The Smoking Jacket

What a Woman’s Clothes Say About Her | The Smoking Jacket.

I’ll break it down for those who want the basics:

1. If she’s wearing a skirt, she’s telling you to flirt.
2. If she’s showing off her boobs, she wants your sperm.*
3. If she’s wearing high heels, she wants you to stare at her ass.
4. If she wears red, she’s trying to get your attention.
5. If she’s wearing a soft sweater, fondle her.*
6. If she’s wearing a shirt that shows off her bra, she wants to bang.*

*(just not out in public, perverts)

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